06 and 07 InDesign - The Human Centipede (cont...)

The sixth and seventh of ten pages from my Adobe InDesign magazine project. I was instructed to review and advertise movies and things movie related. This first triptic (three pages) article covered the trilogy of what is perhaps the WORST movies ever made. The Human Centipede series.

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The worst movie ever, entering its final sequence
A critique of 'The Human Centipede' trilogy. By: Doug Buckner.

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Think of any bad movie you have seen in your entire life. Any movie whatsoever, think very hard on this… Let’s say you were one of the Twilight saga haters, would you watch that movie series? Probably not at first, but what you are about to read may horrify you, and will make you want to watch Twilight rather than this literal piece of crap movie, simply known as The Human Centipede.

The story, if you could give it that, is about people getting surgically sewn together mouth to anus. And that’s basically it. However, this movie is just complete garbage based on what takes place in the film series. But the idea for these movies were based on a joke that writer, director and producer Tom Six made and it ended up being, from my personal perspective, one of the worst franchises that has ever been made in the history of mankind! It’s so bad, that the films were banned in a few countries. Six even received death threats on Facebook, these movies were so awful!

That all said, let’s take a look at the entire trilogy…

God help me get through this! *sobs*

 

(For those wondering about reading the full article, it will come at a later time)